My horrible luck...

Started my period several days ago which put our Vegas plans on hold until next weekend.  And, as luck would have it, I met two guys in a bar on Fri night that were ready to go home with me and double penetrate me.  Of course I'm drunk and completely forget that I'm on my period, so I'm rushing off to find my boyfriend to tell him we have to leave so I can get fucked and he reminds me I'm on my period.  FUCK!