Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Theater Fail!

I went out Saturday with my BF for a fun filled afternoon of day drinking, exploring, and every intention of hitting up a different porn theater than I usually go to just so I could check it out, write a review, have some fun, etc.


We hit up several new bars that were pretty far south of us.  Drove down the beach past Clearwater.  That first photo was a fun Irish pub we stopped in.

Our next stop was a place called Mahuffer's that was super fun and super cool.  It's a bummer it's so far south of us or we'd likely be regulars there!




And they had awesome BBQ.  From there we bounced around to a few more bars.

Finally we made it to where we were going to hit the theater.  We'd heard a couple of people saying that the Adult Factory Outlet in Largo was a pretty cool place.  We pulled in the parking lot around 10pm or so.  There were a whopping 2 cars in the lot.  We figured we'd go in anyway just to check it out so I could write a report on the theater.  As we were walking in an older guy came out and drove off, leaving just one other car in the lot.  We went in and asked about the theater.  The girl working the counter informed me that if I go in with my BF then I get in free (does that mean I couldn't go in solo sometime?)  Then she informed my BF that he had to pay to get in.  We are used to Fantasyland being free for couples!  Considering there was only one car in the lot we decided that it just wasn't even worth our while to pay to even see what the theater was like...and left.

On our way home we stopped at this placed just called Entertainment Center off Rt 19.  We had passed by it 100 times and it has a big neon sign out front that says THEATER on it.  I was really wanting some gang fucking!  Unfortunately, the guy at the front desk informs us the theater has been closed for about 6 years now.  Maybe someone should unplug that neon sign!

Another lesson learned.  Pretty much need to stick to Fantasyland when travelling south!

We do have a new theater really close to our house called Personal Preference (same name and same owner as the one located in Mesa (which I've been to.)



I'll post a review of that once we finally get the chance to stop in.

3 comments:

  1. Glad to see you back even if it wasn't a successful trip. Hope PP works out.
    -AZFan

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  2. I was at per pref last night. It needs some fucking action. Would love to meet you there some night. I live close by.

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  3. Glad to see you back on missed you - Mike

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